Sunday, January 14, 2007

Revenge on Telemarketers

I am sure you would have all heard these calls, saying that you have been chosen to win a grand prize, to how your name came up in their electronic lottery, or just how they can make your life so much better.....A set of steps to take your revenge on them.. ..typical tit for tat style, since they annoy us, annoy them as much as you can....

This guy probably did the best thing. Check this out. It's really hilarious..!

Other great ways to handle them :)

1. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER of a voice as you can, "But I don't have any friends...Would you be my friend?"

2. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.

3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home hone number so you can call him/her back.

4. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

5. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

6. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.

7. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder...louder...louder!

8. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.

9. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems..."

10. Catch them off guard by saying in a husky voice, "What are you wearing?"

11. Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really male.

1 comment:

chirayu said...

dude...that audio is hillarious!!